Organs

We have a mantra we repeat with Addilece.  I was quoiting it with her the other day and this is what she came up with:

M: ....And we take care of? (I was looking for orphans)
A: Foster kids and organs!

She's How Old?

Addilece is 2 1/2 going on 15 (or older).  Sometimes the things that come out of her mouth make us stop and go, "she's how old again?"

I was washing dishes:

A: Mommy come look at my ballerinas.
She takes me into the living room to show me the little people dancing.  I begin to twirl in a circle.
A: No Mommy!  You have to go do your chores.

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In the background you can hear an Elmo Game saying "press any key to watch me dance.":


A: I can't Elmo, I'm busy.  I'm getting ready to go to the library.

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Driving in the car with our friend Ms. D

Ms. D: Would you like to go to McDonald's for lunch?
A: There are several McDonald's.

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M: Addilece do you want to go wave to Daddy?
A: No.  I'm good.

Appreciate That

Daddy:  Did you know I love you?  I'm so glad you're my little girl!  I just love you so  much!
Addilece:  I 'preciate (appreciate) that Daddy.

Princess Boots

We were getting ready to go to the park.  I told Addilece to wear her boots (her everyday boots).  She comes back with her Princess Snow boots.

A: Mommy?  Can I please wear my pin-cess boots?
M:  Umm....yeah I guess that's alright.  Go down and tell Daddy I said it was ok.

Trots down stairs.

A: Daddy, Mommy said I could wear them.
D: Wear what?
A: My pin-cess boots.
D: They are going to look goofy.
A: No they're not.  They have pin-cesses on them!
 

Addilece in her Princess snow boots and sun glass.  It was about 70 degrees out.

Addilece Speak

Here are a few things you will need to know to understand Addilece:

"Girraffi Shoes"= Crocs
"Somethings happening to my butt/bottom"= She has a wedgy
"Zizps me" = Zip up her coat
"Toilet wiper" = Toilet paper
"It tells us to play" = The instructions to a game
"She's a princess" = Anybody wearing a skirt or a dress

Hiccup

Addilece was pooping and made a funny noise (like you sometimes do when you use the bathroom).....

"Mommy.  Do I have a hiccup on my bottom?"

Giant

I was in the bathroom when I turn around and see Addilece coming down the hall.  She had her hands over her head and was taking big, stomping steps.  She began yelling, "I AM A GIANT! I AM A GIANT! I AM A GIANT!"

Flower Picture

Addilece was showing one of her Sunday School pictures to her Daddy.  It said, "Happy Springtime" across the top.  Along the bottom were flower stems.  They had glued cup cake wrappers on each flower.  She had colored green inside the flowers.

A: Look Daddy.  It's my Sunday School paper.
D: Oh very pretty.  Are these flowers?
A: Yep. 
     And seeds (pointing to the scribbles of green).
     And glue.

Genius

One day Addilece declared in the store:

A: "I'm a GENIUS."
M: "You are?"
A: "Yeah."

The next day she was struggling to pull up a pair of pants and says:

"I lost my genius!!!!"

Saving For...

This past weekend we took the money Addilece had recieved from birth and put it in a savings account for her.  The teller asked her what she was saving for.  We replied:

"We told her is was for college or a car or something like that.  If she had a choice it would be for candy."

Twenty minutes later another customer in the bank asked her what she was going to buy with her money.  She replied:

"A lollipop."

I'll Take It Then

Addilece has two imaginary friends: Tashala and Natalie.

A: Mommy can I have another piece of candy.
M: No you already got the two you can have for this morning.
A: Can Tashala and Natalie have candy.
M: Sure.
A: Here you go Tashala.  You want candy?  No? Ok.  Mommy Tashala doesn't want her candy.  Can I have it?

Where did Dora go?

The other day Addilece had not pulled her pants and underware up after using the restroom.  In the process she lost them.  We told her we needed her to put them back on.  A few minutes later we realized she had gotten them twisted when we hear her yell in complete frustration:

"BUT I CAN'T SEE DORA"