Organs

We have a mantra we repeat with Addilece.  I was quoiting it with her the other day and this is what she came up with:

M: ....And we take care of? (I was looking for orphans)
A: Foster kids and organs!

She's How Old?

Addilece is 2 1/2 going on 15 (or older).  Sometimes the things that come out of her mouth make us stop and go, "she's how old again?"

I was washing dishes:

A: Mommy come look at my ballerinas.
She takes me into the living room to show me the little people dancing.  I begin to twirl in a circle.
A: No Mommy!  You have to go do your chores.

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In the background you can hear an Elmo Game saying "press any key to watch me dance.":


A: I can't Elmo, I'm busy.  I'm getting ready to go to the library.

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Driving in the car with our friend Ms. D

Ms. D: Would you like to go to McDonald's for lunch?
A: There are several McDonald's.

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M: Addilece do you want to go wave to Daddy?
A: No.  I'm good.

Appreciate That

Daddy:  Did you know I love you?  I'm so glad you're my little girl!  I just love you so  much!
Addilece:  I 'preciate (appreciate) that Daddy.

Princess Boots

We were getting ready to go to the park.  I told Addilece to wear her boots (her everyday boots).  She comes back with her Princess Snow boots.

A: Mommy?  Can I please wear my pin-cess boots?
M:  Umm....yeah I guess that's alright.  Go down and tell Daddy I said it was ok.

Trots down stairs.

A: Daddy, Mommy said I could wear them.
D: Wear what?
A: My pin-cess boots.
D: They are going to look goofy.
A: No they're not.  They have pin-cesses on them!
 

Addilece in her Princess snow boots and sun glass.  It was about 70 degrees out.

Addilece Speak

Here are a few things you will need to know to understand Addilece:

"Girraffi Shoes"= Crocs
"Somethings happening to my butt/bottom"= She has a wedgy
"Zizps me" = Zip up her coat
"Toilet wiper" = Toilet paper
"It tells us to play" = The instructions to a game
"She's a princess" = Anybody wearing a skirt or a dress

Hiccup

Addilece was pooping and made a funny noise (like you sometimes do when you use the bathroom).....

"Mommy.  Do I have a hiccup on my bottom?"

Giant

I was in the bathroom when I turn around and see Addilece coming down the hall.  She had her hands over her head and was taking big, stomping steps.  She began yelling, "I AM A GIANT! I AM A GIANT! I AM A GIANT!"