De-stressed

I was talking to a friend who had stopped by to give Addilece her birthday present.  As we were talking Addilece popped her head between us and declared:

"My mommy's de-stressed today."

Not a Morning Person

Addilece (in a very sing-songy voice): "Good morning Baby Girl!"
Baby Girl (with a very sour, tired face): "No 'goodmorning Baby Girl'!"

Toy Hair

Daddy was stroking Addilece's hair.

A: Daddy, stop.  Your hurting it.
D: I'm sorry.  I'm not trying to.  I just like playing with it.
A;  It's NOT a toy.

FIVE

I was counting with Baby Girl.  While I was counting I was holding up fingers.  Baby Girl was counting after me and holding up fingers.

M: One.....two
BG: Ooo
M: Three
BG: Eee
M: Four
BG: Or
M: Five
BG: slaps my open hand....IIIIII

Waaahhhh

Addilece:  "Mommy theirs a waaahhh, waaaahhhh sound."
Me: "You mean the crickets?"
Addilece:  "Yeah!"

It's Time

A: "When can we watch the movie?"
D: "Soon."

Addilece looks at her watch (which doesn't work).

A: "My watch says that it's time for the movie."

Hair Cut

"Mom. If you cut my hair it will turn brown like Rapunzel's."

Marriage

I walk up the stairs and find Addilece at the top ready to declare something very important:


"Mom.  When I get married I can be make-it (naked) with a boy."

Ready for the Park

Clapping

Addilece was playing mini golf at a local 4th of July celebration.  We were right next to the "paint ball field".  While shooting the ball she heard the rat-a-tat-tat of the gun.  She looks up and quickly declares:

"Whose clapping for me?"