My Daddy

Addilece was helping me with laundry by taking the clothes out of the dryer and handing it to me.  One of the shirts was her Daddy's from high school.  It had a volkswagon beetle on it and said "Geek Squad".  She looked up at me and said:

"This is my Dadddy's race car....from when he was a race car driver."

Who's going to do it?

Said to Daddy and Addilece as they were walking down the stairs together

M: WHO DOESN'T WANT TO CLEAN THE BATHROOM?......me!......BUT WHO'S GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY?

A: Not us.  Your are!

Waffles

Addilece has this new obsession--asking what the meat we are having says (i.e. pork is a pig and says oink oink).

While frying hamburger....

A: We goiung to have horse.  Next year.
M: No, we don't eat horse.
A: What do we eat?
M: Cows, chickens, pigs, turkey, deer, fish....
A: And WAFFLES!

Over

Talking to a friend...

Friend: How was Christmas?  Was it good.
Addilece: It's over.

Snow Day

We just had our first big snow of the winter.  Here were a few cute conversations.

Referring to the snowgirl we had just built:
 
A: You got him hat and gloves?
M: Yep.  Were going to put them on her.
A:  To keep him warm!





A: I got something on me. (She hates "having stuff on her")
M: What?
 A: Snow.

Stinky

After waking up from nap time.

A: Good morning.
M: Good morning.  How are you?
A: Stinky.

Phone Converstations

Addilece was on the phone talking to her Daddy.

A: Bye Daddy.
D: Oh.  Bye pretty girl.

Hands the phone back to me.
Picks up pretend phone.

A:  Hello?  Papa?

 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

On the phone with Daddy (again).  Also holding pretend phone to other ear.

A:  Hi!!!!

D:  Hi!!!

A: No.  I not talk to you Daddy.

D:  Who are you talking to?

A: I call myself.

Imagination

Daddy heard Addilece playing at 4:30 in the morning.  He went to make sure she wasn't out of bed.

He found her laying in her bed with a "caterpillar" on her blanket.  It was trying to escape from the "helicopter". 

What an imagination!

Kisses

Addilece had bonked her head and started to wimper

I picked her up to check her out and she declared, "I no want you to kiss me anymore, Mommy."

It's a Match

Addilece was playing a matching princess card game with Daddy.  She found a Jasmine and a Sleeping Beauty Princess.

Addilece: "Do they match?  They both have a birdy!"

A Hug

It was 3:30 in the morning.  I pop my eyes open to find Addilece right by my face.

Addilece: I need a hug, mommy.

I give her a hug.

A: Daddy needs to take me to bed.


If this was a one night or even once a night occurrence it might be funny. 

Where Is Jesus?

During bath time...

Addilece: I don't like that noise.
Me: Its just the heater.  But you don't have to be scared.  You know why?  Who is always with us?
A: God is with us!
M: That's right!
A: And baby Jesus is with us.
M: Well, he's not a baby anymore.
A: Baby Jesus is in the bathtub?
M: He's in this room with us right now.
A: Jesus is going potty.

Daddy Wants

Addilece:  Mommy, what you doing?\
Me: Getting ready to make muffins.
A: Ohhhh..
M: Go ask Daddy if he wants muffins.
A trots into the living room: Daddy do you want muffins?
Daddy: Muffins?  Yeah, thats fine.
A trots into the kitchen: Daddy wants cookies.

A Horse Says

While playing with her 2nd cousins:

Older 2nd cousin: What does a horse say.
4 year old 2nd cousin: Neigh!
Addilece: No!  It says giddy-up.