Cheeseburger

The kids where singing the following song from Veggie Tales:

"God is bigger than the boggy man.  He's bigger than Godzilla or the monsters on tv."

Suddenly I hear Baby Girl singing this:

"God is a cheeseburger.  God is a cheeseburger.  God is a cheeseburger."

The Parent

Addilece was being bossy to Baby Girl

Me: "Addilece quit being her parent.  She already has enough of those."
Addilece: "I'm not being  her parent, I'm just telling her what to do."

Bloody Nose

Addilece thinks a snotty/runny nose is a bloody nose.

Big Brother sneezes....

Addilece: BLOODY NOSE!!!
Big Brother: It's NOT a bloody nose, it's a snotty nose.
Addilece: I don't know whether it's bloody or snotty. I'm ONLY in PreK!!!!!

Brown

Big Brother:  "Mom is there something brown above my lip."

It took a lot to hold back the first comment that came to my mind: "Child you are bi-racial of course there is brown above your lip."

Eating Heads

We were hiking during our camping trip.  One of the trails we were on had signs about the trees.  One of these trees was used to make golf club heads.  This greatly perplexed Baby Girl.  For the rest of the hike she wanted to know:

"WHY do we EAT people heads?"

A Miracle

We were out garage saling and Addilece found a Princess Place Mat.  She informed me that this was something to set on the table and if anything spilled then it would spill on that and keep the table clean.  I mumbled, "Wouldn't THAT be a miracle".

A few minutes later I heard her telling Big Brother this:

"This is mat that I set on the table.  Then I can eat on it.  And if I spill it will keep the table clean.  It's a miracle!!"

Marriage

A talk about taking showers led to a talk about marriage....

Little Man: "I married."
Me: "Who are you going to marry?"
LM: "Dora"
Me: "You know Dora is fake right?"
LM: "Yeah. I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map."