Kilt

There was a man in front of us at the check out at Walmart.  He was wearing a Kilt.  I knew this because his shirt said "If this were a skirt I would have something on under it."

Addilece pipes up:

"Mom, that man looks so beautiful in that skirt."

Spanish

Addilece has decided to speak Spanish.......EXCEPT she's not actually speaking Spanish.  Instead she is making up words.  Instead of Hola/Hello she says "Boogla". 

While walking home from dropping Big Brother off at school she shouts "Boogla" to a gentleman walking by.  The problem was that this gentlamen happened to be one of about 10 Hispanics we have in this town. 

She quickly followed her greeting by declaring: "That's my Spanish word."

Sometimes I wish I had a rock to crawl under

Ugly Shirts

Addilece: Mom, I am so sad.  My shirt is ugly.  It's brown.
Me: I don't think it's ugly.  I think it's cute.  It can be a plain color.
Addilece: Yeah, but I don't like plain colors.  I like pretty shirts.
Me: Well, MY shirt is gray.  I think it's cute.  Don't you?
Addilece:  NOOOOOO!!!!!

Trading Ribbon

Addilece and I were on a date.  I was looking for hair ribbons to go with their Easter Dresses and I was allowing her to pick out a few for me to make into other ribbons.  After she had finally found two she liked, and I had stuck one (a white one) in her basket she pipes up and says:

A: "I found a different one I like."
M: "Ok, but you have to trade it for one you already have."
A: "I like this one and this one, but not the white one.  I'm going to trade it for the white one."
M: "Uh, the white one is mine."
A: "I know!  I'll put it back."

After You

Three 3 year olds fighting to get into the car.

Me: Little Man, say 'After you.'
Little Man: After me.
Me: No, 'after you.'
Little Man: After ME!
Me: No, 'AFTER-YOU'.
Little Man (defeated): After you.

A River

Addilece was showing me a picture she had drawn.

"On this side is a spider web"

Flipping picture over.

"And this side is a pee accident.  A big one.  Like a river."

Awesome

Big Brother:

"I did something cool.  I am AWESOME!"