Shrek

Tony and I were borrowing the first three Star Wars Trilogy from the library.  On the cover was a picture of Yoda.

Addilece: "Mom, is this an adult movie?"
Me: "Yes."
Addilece: "That's because it has an adult Shrek!"

After Me

We make the child whose seat is by the van door that's open say, "After you." to everyone as they climb in.

The other day I heard Little Man (whose seat was by the door) climb in before everyone and declare:

"After me!"

Water

Little Man had carried an entire glass of water to the table and then spilled it. We asked him to clean it up.  He would take a small sheet of paper towel and get it sopping, throw it away, and then get another small sheet.  This went on for 10 minutes before he was done.  When he finished he sat down, grabbed his cup and declared:

"Hey!  Where my water?"

Cute

It was time for Bible Time.  I had been sitting on the floor cleaning a few things up when Little Man plopped down beside me and immediately started to use me as a resting place. 

Me: "Hey.  I'm not staying.  But your cute."
LM: "CUTE?  Awwww....."

A Class

We were watching a nature movie.  There was a big school of fish swimming around.....

Addilece: "Mom that's a school of fish."
Me: "Yep, you're right."
Addilece: "Yeah.  It's a pretty big class."