Marriage

A talk about taking showers led to a talk about marriage....

Little Man: "I married."
Me: "Who are you going to marry?"
LM: "Dora"
Me: "You know Dora is fake right?"
LM: "Yeah. I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map."

Kilt

There was a man in front of us at the check out at Walmart.  He was wearing a Kilt.  I knew this because his shirt said "If this were a skirt I would have something on under it."

Addilece pipes up:

"Mom, that man looks so beautiful in that skirt."

Spanish

Addilece has decided to speak Spanish.......EXCEPT she's not actually speaking Spanish.  Instead she is making up words.  Instead of Hola/Hello she says "Boogla". 

While walking home from dropping Big Brother off at school she shouts "Boogla" to a gentleman walking by.  The problem was that this gentlamen happened to be one of about 10 Hispanics we have in this town. 

She quickly followed her greeting by declaring: "That's my Spanish word."

Sometimes I wish I had a rock to crawl under