Date Night

Tony and I were going on a date night.  Our guy was rather instered in the night....

When we told him we were going on a date he said:
"Your not suppose to go on dates after you get married."

Later he asked what we were going to do on our date.  We explained we were going to the park and grilling.
Our Guy:  "Oh that sound like fun.  We can play at the park."
Me:  "You are not going."
Our Guy:  "Awwwwwww.....Why nooooot???"

Teacher

Addilece was playing "school" with me. She was the teacher and I was the pupil.  I kept raising my hand and when she wouldn't answer me I started to "cry".  Addilece walks over, lits up my chin, looks in my eyes, and while patting my cheek declares:

"It's ok dearest child.  Now, be quiet!"

A Mix

Our guy held out his arm to me.  He shows me the top and says,

"This is the African side."

He then flips his arm over and says,

"This is the Irish side."

Big Girl

Our Guy was eating some breakfast and I asked Addilece to give him a cup.  She hands it to him and says:

"This is a big girl cup.  You have to drink it like a big girl."

Compromise

Addilece had requested several times for a raisin from my cereal.  Several times I had told her that she wasn't getting another raisin.  Finally she declared:

"Let's talk about this.  I need a compromise."

I'm just Addilece

Addilece said something to "Our Guy".  I wanted her to leave him alone so I said:

M: Addilece, come on.
A: I'm not being a parent.  I'm just being Addilece.