Adam and Eve

Me: "Sweet Pea your disobedience is NOT funny."
Sweet Pea: "But I just learned it from Adam and Eve."

Reading a Book

After talking to Sweet Pea about an inappropriate behavior she said:

 "I'm sorry mommy. Would you like to make you and me feel better by reading me a book?"

Baby GIRL?????

Sweet Pea: the baby growing I'm my tummy...he needs lots of food.
Me: oh yeah...so it's a boy?
Sweet Pea: no it's a girl.

Cinderella

Typical conversation with Sweet Pea....

Me: GO get-your-socks-on!
Her: Why do you make me do all the hard stuff like Cinderella?
Me: You're four and I asked you to get dressed.
Her: Yeah but Cinderella had to do all the work and so do I.
Me: Get your socks on.

The Best One

I overheard Baby Girl singing, "Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe"

She got to, "You're the best one." And landed on Big Brother. 

"Here you go."  she said, pushing a napkin in front of him. 

In the napkin were bits of her breakfast that she didn't want.

Sleeping

Tony was trying to was sleeping because he didn't feel very good.  Sweet Pea ran up to him and yelled, "WAKE UP DADDY!"  After he popped open his eyes she declared, "Are you sleeping?"

The President's Armies

Big Brother was working on memorizing his verses for Awana.  He was suppose to say:

"In the presences of my enemies."  Psalm 23:4

He said:

"In the President's Armies."