Bloody Nose

Addilece thinks a snotty/runny nose is a bloody nose.

Big Brother sneezes....

Addilece: BLOODY NOSE!!!
Big Brother: It's NOT a bloody nose, it's a snotty nose.
Addilece: I don't know whether it's bloody or snotty. I'm ONLY in PreK!!!!!

Brown

Big Brother:  "Mom is there something brown above my lip."

It took a lot to hold back the first comment that came to my mind: "Child you are bi-racial of course there is brown above your lip."

Eating Heads

We were hiking during our camping trip.  One of the trails we were on had signs about the trees.  One of these trees was used to make golf club heads.  This greatly perplexed Baby Girl.  For the rest of the hike she wanted to know:

"WHY do we EAT people heads?"

A Miracle

We were out garage saling and Addilece found a Princess Place Mat.  She informed me that this was something to set on the table and if anything spilled then it would spill on that and keep the table clean.  I mumbled, "Wouldn't THAT be a miracle".

A few minutes later I heard her telling Big Brother this:

"This is mat that I set on the table.  Then I can eat on it.  And if I spill it will keep the table clean.  It's a miracle!!"

Marriage

A talk about taking showers led to a talk about marriage....

Little Man: "I married."
Me: "Who are you going to marry?"
LM: "Dora"
Me: "You know Dora is fake right?"
LM: "Yeah. I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map."

Kilt

There was a man in front of us at the check out at Walmart.  He was wearing a Kilt.  I knew this because his shirt said "If this were a skirt I would have something on under it."

Addilece pipes up:

"Mom, that man looks so beautiful in that skirt."

Spanish

Addilece has decided to speak Spanish.......EXCEPT she's not actually speaking Spanish.  Instead she is making up words.  Instead of Hola/Hello she says "Boogla". 

While walking home from dropping Big Brother off at school she shouts "Boogla" to a gentleman walking by.  The problem was that this gentlamen happened to be one of about 10 Hispanics we have in this town. 

She quickly followed her greeting by declaring: "That's my Spanish word."

Sometimes I wish I had a rock to crawl under