Friends and Names

Talking with Big Brother about his first day of school:

Me: Did you make any new friends?
Big Brother: YEAH!  Like a hundred of them!
M: A hundred?  Wow!  That's a LOT of friends.  What are their names?
BB: I don't know.  They didn't tell me their names.

One or the Other

Kicking and screaming I placed Addilece in the "calm down" chair.  She was upset that Little Brother had taken "her" balloon and I WAS NOT making him give it back.

Me: You may get up when you get a better attitude.
Addilece *looks over the side of the chair and declares in the sweetest voice*: Oh look....it's my OTHER balloon.

Lips

Addilece received some play make-up for her birthday.  She had gone a bit (a lot bit) overboard on the lip gloss. 

Big Brother:  Addilece!  Your lips are MESSED UP!
Addilece: I know.  That's why I had to put lip gloss on them!

Good Cooking

Big Brother walked up to me looking at the cookbook while making cookies.

BB: Mommy what is that?
M: A cookbook.
BB: What is it for?
M: It tells me how to make things.
BB: Oooohhhh......that's why you make such yummy food!!!!

De-stressed

I was talking to a friend who had stopped by to give Addilece her birthday present.  As we were talking Addilece popped her head between us and declared:

"My mommy's de-stressed today."

Not a Morning Person

Addilece (in a very sing-songy voice): "Good morning Baby Girl!"
Baby Girl (with a very sour, tired face): "No 'goodmorning Baby Girl'!"

Toy Hair

Daddy was stroking Addilece's hair.

A: Daddy, stop.  Your hurting it.
D: I'm sorry.  I'm not trying to.  I just like playing with it.
A;  It's NOT a toy.