Marriage

I walk up the stairs and find Addilece at the top ready to declare something very important:


"Mom.  When I get married I can be make-it (naked) with a boy."

Ready for the Park

Clapping

Addilece was playing mini golf at a local 4th of July celebration.  We were right next to the "paint ball field".  While shooting the ball she heard the rat-a-tat-tat of the gun.  She looks up and quickly declares:

"Whose clapping for me?"

Date Night

Tony and I were going on a date night.  Our guy was rather instered in the night....

When we told him we were going on a date he said:
"Your not suppose to go on dates after you get married."

Later he asked what we were going to do on our date.  We explained we were going to the park and grilling.
Our Guy:  "Oh that sound like fun.  We can play at the park."
Me:  "You are not going."
Our Guy:  "Awwwwwww.....Why nooooot???"

Teacher

Addilece was playing "school" with me. She was the teacher and I was the pupil.  I kept raising my hand and when she wouldn't answer me I started to "cry".  Addilece walks over, lits up my chin, looks in my eyes, and while patting my cheek declares:

"It's ok dearest child.  Now, be quiet!"

A Mix

Our guy held out his arm to me.  He shows me the top and says,

"This is the African side."

He then flips his arm over and says,

"This is the Irish side."

Big Girl

Our Guy was eating some breakfast and I asked Addilece to give him a cup.  She hands it to him and says:

"This is a big girl cup.  You have to drink it like a big girl."