Hiccup

Addilece was pooping and made a funny noise (like you sometimes do when you use the bathroom).....

"Mommy.  Do I have a hiccup on my bottom?"

Giant

I was in the bathroom when I turn around and see Addilece coming down the hall.  She had her hands over her head and was taking big, stomping steps.  She began yelling, "I AM A GIANT! I AM A GIANT! I AM A GIANT!"

Flower Picture

Addilece was showing one of her Sunday School pictures to her Daddy.  It said, "Happy Springtime" across the top.  Along the bottom were flower stems.  They had glued cup cake wrappers on each flower.  She had colored green inside the flowers.

A: Look Daddy.  It's my Sunday School paper.
D: Oh very pretty.  Are these flowers?
A: Yep. 
     And seeds (pointing to the scribbles of green).
     And glue.

Genius

One day Addilece declared in the store:

A: "I'm a GENIUS."
M: "You are?"
A: "Yeah."

The next day she was struggling to pull up a pair of pants and says:

"I lost my genius!!!!"

Saving For...

This past weekend we took the money Addilece had recieved from birth and put it in a savings account for her.  The teller asked her what she was saving for.  We replied:

"We told her is was for college or a car or something like that.  If she had a choice it would be for candy."

Twenty minutes later another customer in the bank asked her what she was going to buy with her money.  She replied:

"A lollipop."

I'll Take It Then

Addilece has two imaginary friends: Tashala and Natalie.

A: Mommy can I have another piece of candy.
M: No you already got the two you can have for this morning.
A: Can Tashala and Natalie have candy.
M: Sure.
A: Here you go Tashala.  You want candy?  No? Ok.  Mommy Tashala doesn't want her candy.  Can I have it?

Where did Dora go?

The other day Addilece had not pulled her pants and underware up after using the restroom.  In the process she lost them.  We told her we needed her to put them back on.  A few minutes later we realized she had gotten them twisted when we hear her yell in complete frustration:

"BUT I CAN'T SEE DORA"